The board and management of Meadowport Center feel that you have not met the terms of your contract with the piece Pajamas In The Asphalt: Quintessence.

You claim to have spent months of planning to produce this “artwork”. It is our strong contention that you simply bought several dozen sets of discount infant pajamas and threw them around our parking lot.

While the flame-resistant polyester appears to be of decent quality and the two designs are cute enough, there is simply no way they justify the $19,000 supply budget listed in your invoice.

Also, we’re not sure what “quintessence” means.

This letter terminates any and all business relationship between Meadowport Center and you. We will go ahead and say we wish you the best in the future even though we both know it’s a lie.

Best -

Meadowport Center Office Park