Was a strip that had a master on/off switch For outlets it had five And when plugged in they were live And it works on whatever you wish

Well, it works well in an office or a kitchen Or the living room, or the bedroom of your kid It’s a lovely shade of white You can leave it on all night Run your TV on the PowerSquid

Well it might be coming SmartPost As it travels to your home So it may be Spring before it gets your way But when it gets to your mailbox You’ll finally understand That PowerSquids are anything but lame

Well, a PowerSquid looks nice when in a corner Or stretched out by the desk that’s in your den It can bend to bring you joy All those plugs that do annoy The PowerSquid will make ‘em your friend

One PowerSquid can solve your outlet problems And two can offer surplus, you’ll take bids And if you went up to three You’d probably quickly see Just how useful are these PowerSquids

Well it might be coming SmartPost As it travels to your home So it may be Spring before it gets your way But when it gets to your mailbox You’ll finally understand That PowerSquids are anything but lame

To a town known as [INSERT YOUR TOWN NAME HERE PLEASE] Lived a person who needed a PowerSquid For outlets it had five And when plugged in they were live And it worked on whatever they wished