Listen, this is not a personal attack whatsoever. We just have a modicum of decorum here at the Woot HQ and our HR policy expressly prohibits leopard print anything. Yes, I’m sure it was very expensive. That’s not the point. We don’t enforce the dress code based on price range.

You are causing a scene and I really don’t think your coworkers are appreciating it. Look, all you have to do is go home and change. It’s not a big deal. You can stay on the clock if you want, as long as you promise to go straight home and come right back.

What? No, I don’t have a problem with the eyeshadow. I mean, personally, I think it’s a little overdone, but it’s not against any company policy. Okay, okay, you’re right, I was out of bounds there, but you asked me!

Will you just go home and put on a decent cape already?