It’s like what a hamster would use if it went on a killing spree! Awwww! It’s so adorable! Picture that sweet little hamster in a hamster sized hockey mask, just chopping and stabbing with that teeny weeny little knife! Just picture it! SO! CUTE!

And the Kai Shun Pro 3 Piece Flat Set isn’t just the tiny knife. You get TWO MORE KNIVES! So you have a way to defend yourself from the hamster! Oh, imagine spending the day in your living room playing Crouching Tiger with your hamster! It would be leaping from chairs and spinning on the walls, using that eeeny weeny knife while you defended yourself with the longer blades, and then you could go in the kitchen and chop vegetable together! Oh, oh, oh, isn’t this the cutest idea you’ve ever heard?

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